Mystere's RJ Owen recounts his bizarre Cirque recruiting and hands out gift for the ages. Giant Dwarf wrestling and San Francisco art killing also gets addressed. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

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Matt looks back on his Counting Crows concerts, Paul goes off on a dumb ass and Jacob should have gone off on a dumb ass. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

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Matt works a weird corporate gig that just gets weirder. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail

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Paul is sick. Matt's days without road rage incedent: 0 scoop Mail and jock va nerd

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The night Drumpf's Billy Bush conversation came to light, the boys grabbed a late night drink in the churn to discuss. Also SJ stopped by her own house for this episode. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail

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Mike's Mic Gate dominates the conversation and Paul pays tribute to bread. Scoop Mail and  Jock vs Nerd

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Matt watches 2 whole movies in a week. Jacob sees one also. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd

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Matt and Paul are small potatoes in vegas with or without puppets. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

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Boys defrag from the nightmare that was Monday's debate night. 50 Shades has a bizarre week despite no crack heads. Jacob loses one of his many jobs. Scoop mail and Jock vs. Nerd. Scoop fest swag bags go on sale. HeyScoops.com/scoopbag

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America's public defender talks death penalty cases and drug cases in NJ. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail

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plus, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Late night nonsense. Bonus episode scoop mail and jock vs nerd

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Paul figures out which personality he has. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd. 

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Tons of new Bucket Shows go up on Youtube! Obelisk scheme gets official. Meanwhile shows fall left and right in Las Vegas. Scoopmail and Jock vs. Nerd.

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We revamped out patreon rewards! Matt has messed up teeth. Jacob messes up a drug deal. Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

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Paul has high standards. Matt and Jacob go to a fancy house. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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This is a bonus episode that is a bit laid back considering the late recoding time. But rather than off the rails nonsense- this, perhaps, gets a little to close to what make Matt and Paul different people when they discuss the merits of comic books. Scoop mail. Vintage Scoop mail. Vintage jock vs nerd. 

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When Mike Birbiglia assembled his amazing cast to star as an improv troupe in his highly acclaimed film, "Don't Think Twice", he brought on Improv Titan coach and director, Liz Allen. She talks about that experiences, surviving her stupid cancer ordeal, and getting a facebook page. Plus jock vs nerd and scoop mail.

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Glorious physical scoop mail commeth, Scoop fest progress, airwolf vs. chips, Penn and Jess Rowland slated for this week's Bucket Show, Matt's kid rocks out at Jersey Boys, Jock vs Nerd, Scoop Mail

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Nonsense. Scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. 

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Paul and Matt recount their 3 dark nights from when a crack head nearly stole their jobs. Jock vs Nerd. Scoop mail. 

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Grant (mrgrant.com, @toasterboy) talks about meeting Kermit for the first time and plays triple threat with the boys. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Matt gets embarrassed at performing at another weird Vegas gig. Paul brings down the house at Dave & Busters. Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

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Matt gets a car. Paul has a hot on his hands and we read reviews of Long Distance. Bunch of nonsense, jock vs nerd And scoop mail. 

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Absinthe is on the move. Recap of the latest episode of Fool Us. Tons of nonsense. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd

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50 shades restaged, carrot top vs Chris Angel, tales of brotherly love, jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

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Paul had a hate crush. Matt's kid does his first commercial, the Bellagio and chuck e cheese have something in common, jock vs bed and scoop mail. 

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Fool Us, speaking to managers, 3rd party voters, red rock getaway, jock vs nerd and scoop mail.    

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Lightning strikes the churn as the lovely Charlie Starling and boys change the face of ride sharing economics and the treatment of newborns. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

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Paul educates Matt on the world of Pokemon. Then we handle a butt load of scoops mail. Jock vs Nerd

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Matt and Paul are wrapped up in new podcasts. RNC night one happened. Jacob helps Matt with his pool. Showmeggeden strikes Las Vegas. Physical Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

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We talk all things Target and cover bands with our new friends Christine and Brock. Plus, bull fighting humans taco meat. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

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Paul gets his green drink on. Matt get wrecked. Jacob follows up on his Robby Kneival story. Jock Vs. Nerd. Scoop Mail. 

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Talk of coffe and violins fill the air. Penn does the bucket show again. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Paul has digestive issues and bad dreams. Jacob encounters a legend. Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

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we apologize for misunderstanding the podcast award controversy. Eric Rickey of "Rabid Young" joins us in studio to talk about his upcoming album and being a Vegas musician. Plus we come up with a new album for Ariana Grande. Scoop mail and jock vs Nerd. 

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More like a fatty rabbit sink hole breaks out in the middle. We check in with Paul about uploading songs to iTunes and Jacob about his prison rodeo days. Jock vs nerd and scoop Mail. Plus, we launch Flat Kidney project. Print out your flat kidney image from our Facebook or Twitter page and share adventure pics with flat kidney to cheer up recovering kidney cancer survivor Laura E. @flatkidney and #flatkidney. Have fun!

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winning doesn't come without its controversy. The boys are drunk with power! Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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The boys welcome their new Australian friends into the church for a tasteful exploration of culture, politics, and relationships. scoop mail and jock vs nerd.  

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Show runner for the hilarious web hit cartoon White Ninja, Tyler Funk gives us a behind the scenes look on putting out 90 new episodes of White Ninja in 5 months. Matt takes his kids to the circus again and Paul reads a book. Jock vs Nerd and a Scoop Mail. 

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who is drinking Smirnoff Ice? Not matt. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. P

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What does jersey boys closing mean for Matt future in Vegas. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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The super lovely, fun, and talented Vanessa Ray stops by to talk about working with Tom Selleck, Glenn Close, Ted Danson, Edie Falco and how she'd like to die in her fourth season on the CBS friday night drama. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd!

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All the nonsense that's fit to print. Scoop Mail and Jock versus Nerd. 

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Notorious vegas vocalist and sexy saxophonist, Sam Lemos talks about he debut solo project and upcoming Las Vegas outdoor concert while matt and Paul make porn jokes.  Jock versus nerd and scoop mail happen as well. 

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Paul actually did the whole episode this time around. Plus, some nonsense and jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

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While Paul slumbers with his comic books and dogs, Matt and Jacob answer a bunch a of scoop mail. Paul shows up after handling some telemarketers and then the tackle Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social is nominated for Best Comedy at PodcastAwards.com. You can vote once a day, everyday until June 12th. Donald Drumpf can't sell coffee, Matt can't talk about his kids, Paul can't breath. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Writer/Director of one of the top gross on independent films discusses her amazingly executed dark comedy about a grieving mother and daughter, directing Susan Sarandon and JK Simmons, and auditioning dogs. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

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Paul educates Matt about wearing sunglasses. The boys discuss censorship on social media. Scoop mail, jock vs nerd. 

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nonsense, scoop mail and jock vs nerd

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Excuse us while we whip this one out. Two hot dudes who make a living artistically wrangling their well endowed junk into shapes talk about like in Puppetry of the Penis, Las Vegas. Win tickets to their show which is Thursday through Sunday at the Erotic Museum at 8pm. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

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We accidentally get caught up talking about the election which we hate and we aren't good at. Then we take a real serious turn as two of the boys lost a friend. Then we attempt to pull up and do our goddamn jobs and try to be funny with scoop mail and jock vs. nerd.

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GNR vs Metallica revisited. Matt has a hot sister. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

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Paul's Father in Law takes in Paul's full body of work. Matt looks back on Tarot Lounge interviews and the difference between Teller and Steve Wyrick. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

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Matt has some real white boy problems. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Matt looks back at working at NYFA. Paul sees Penn & Teller. Jacob gets a painting. Scoop Mail. jock vs nerd

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Sunday Assembly's Kevin Breen brings a lecturer, Ulysses Owen to talk about living forever. Jock vs. nerd and scoop mail. 

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Paul Mattingly severely sprains foot. Lots of stuff went down in jock town. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Plus the very special announcement for a Halloween contest.

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Breon Jenay, Vegas chapel minister, stops by to talk about Las Vegas' craziest and dominant industry- getting hitched. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

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50 Shades Shennanigans and backstage reports from Season 3 of Penn & Teller Fool Us. Plus Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. 

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Matt misses his last episode for Fool Us Tapings and SJ and Paul drag Jacob through more nonsense. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

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America's favorite Yoko Ono returns. While Matt works on Fool Us, SJ sits in with Paul and Jacob. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Martin Crownover has an amazing surprise for the boys. Matt has to leave mid episode and SJ takes over. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

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Paul reacts to Matt's news that he is writing jokes and host material for Penn & Teller: Fool Us Season 3 on CW. Rocky Horror Scoop Mail And Jock Vs Nerd.  

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Meaculpas, scoop deadlines, a whole bunch of nonsense, plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Paul and Jacob have seen Batman vs Superman. CaravanStage.org kidnapped Matt's little brother so we interview them on how they travel the world by sailboat and perform shows in the boat. Scoop Mail-another doozy and jock vs nerd. 

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Scoop Augie Carton send some delicious homemade beer to the church which leads to almost an hour long discussion of showering and hygiene. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.  This Easter Egg Bonus episode happened because of all the patreon support at the beginning of the month where we broke $4444.44 for the first time. Enjoy!

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Matt and Mattingly welcome famous Canadian sportscaster and podcaster, Nug, to ICS via Skype. The boys talk about death of Rob Ford, wrestling, diet, and our northern neoghbor's perception of the presidential election. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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First we fail at trying to not start off the show talking about the weather. Then we add another layer to our popular topless show pitch, Chapeau. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail

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Happy St. Patrick's Day scoops. We have an exclusive interview with Sandy the Leprechaun. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Cheers!

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Our special NCAA tournament preview-kidding! Jerrod from subway's list of creepy things. Matt announces a show in LA at Nerdist on March 25. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

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Thanks to all our patreon backers, especially Howard Jackson, we are releasing a surprise episode to kick off the work week. Speaking of surprises, Matt's old college roommate happens to be coming through Las Vegas on a road trip the night the boys were recording. He is the editor for all things Grace Helbig and other youtube stars, he was an true internet pioneer, but mostly he talks about his crazy past with Matt. Jock Vs. Nerd and tragic Scoop Mail.

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Drumpf, Skunks, jock vs nerd, scoop mail and why do you care... We try to be funny. Just take it in. 

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More Chuck E Cheese adventures and jock vs nerd and scoop mail!

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3 compelling figures from Las Vegas' Future Stars of Wrestling tear it up in the churn. We get the deal and the real deal for what's it's like in the independent corners professional wrestling. Plus Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

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We review the year's best films regardless of whether we've seen them. Matt sees Deadpool before Paul for some reason. Plus, Scoop Mail, and jock vs nerd. 

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Las Vegas' most respected and feared entertainment columnists, Mike Wetheford, blows off work to spend time in the churn. He gets to see how the other half lives as Paul and Matt review his life. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd.  Plus, a huge huge thank you to our new Patrons and supporters on patreon.com/HeyScoops. It was an overwhelming and amazing week. 

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Patreon achievement unlocked! Pope approved condom usage. Paul has chocolate donut nightmares. Scoop Mail, Scoop Ads, jock vs nerd. 

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The boys talk Scorpion and Paul most timely joke ever made at Secund City. They try not to get distracted by the horrible rounds of karaoke happening behind them. Scoop Mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Post Valentine's Day bliss fills the churn as Paul and Jacob reveal their Valentine's Day secrets.  A public service announcement about vaginal safety is made. Paul buys a new car and Matt remembers that time he upset a car salesman. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

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Paul is in a wreck and needs a check. Good Bye storm trooper mobile. Matt is filthy. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.

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Paul checks out an old Action movie. Super Bowl commercial recap. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail!

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Carnivals, Jam Auctions, Confidence Men, Illegal Cubans, and Dead Sea Lions- What can't you talk about with one of the greatest entertainers of all time, Penn Jillette. He even sits in for Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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We make up for a lack of Fatty Rabbit Holes in previous episodes with a doozy of one to open the show. Saman JJ makes an appearance on his Vegas visit. Jock Vs. Nerd and scoop mail.

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Matt is on the hunt for dudes. Paul hates Jurassic World. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd!

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Ryer's internship ends with a trip to the porn convention.  Paul's famous balls get the razor treatment. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. 

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it's our intern'a last churn session. Gift are given, tears are shed, uncomfortable questions about sexuality are asked and matt takes his kids sledding. Also, we tackle another issue of society as we know it, cereal milk. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

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Blacklist rips off LA Confidential. Making fun of Drumpf is not a liberal thing. Physical scoop mail, regular scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Matt makes a new facebook friend. The boys make vegas recommendations for future newlyweds. Our intern get physical scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. Scoop mail. Limericks haikus and a song. 

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We start off heavy with the death of David Bowie and a sad scoop mail. Then we address a possible wardrobe malfunction at 50 Shades and get into some regular scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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We get a buttload of physical scoop mail. George Lucas calls Disney "white slavers". Tom Coughlin got fired. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Fresh stats on scoops fuck marry kill for Paul Matt and Jacob. We check in with Ryer in his new intern digs. Paul debates how important video games are to a healthy relationship. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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A year end review falls apart and the guys take turns making each other feel super awkward. Scoop mail does little to help the strange tension and jock vs nerd is fine. We almost didn't put this episode up. Decide for yourself. Oh. And happy new year, Scoops!

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The boys review their holidays. Jacob has a an announcement. Paul needs some red bull.  Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

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Paul has an exclusive interview with Santa. Matt makes a major rookie mistake as a home owner. Paul's wife was already a big Christian Grey enthusiast before Paul became him. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Merry Chrisbosh!!!

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A crazy woman made national news when she tried to kill 30 random people walking on Las Vegas Blvd with her car. All 3 boys were working nearby. Paul's conspiracy brain runs wild on Steve Harvey. Plus, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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The boys take a dip into the vintage scoop mail pool and end up in the reservoir of poon.. Will they make it out of January? Spoiler Alert: no. Plus some hot ass Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Apparently Jacob and SJ have family that like them and wants to see them. Yuck. Anyhow, that means a bank episode with old ass scoop mail we meant to read on air. Plus jock vs nerd. 

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Matt and Paul missed the best joke out the Santa Clause/Britney Spears story. Matt finds out there is a price one can pay to hate gays at one of his jobs. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.

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Jacob and Paul are tuckered out post Absinthe Christmas party. Matt's kid sets up a lollipop buffet. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Another night of late night silliness. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

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It is Paul's birthday and he gets a new job. Matt is going nuts as 50 Shades reopens. Jacob gets a new chair and mic rig. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

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Today's episode features a new segment called "what would it take" in which matt and Paul discuss what would it take for them to start watching different popular reality shows. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Jacob accidentally becomes a cannibal. Paul gets phones call and then gets pissed. We get corrected for our political discussion by someone who has absolutely every right to correct us. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Matt to play Santa, Paul teaches in a strip club, and right before jock vs nerd we accidentally get into politics so feel free to fast forward on that part. Scoop mail. 

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Matt has an unusual turn of events at 50 Shades. Matt, Paul, and Jacob talk a little too much about the production company behind Matt's terrible audition from last week. Paul revisits his terrible luck with owning a home in Las Vegas. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Matt has another awkward audition. Paul messes up his anniversary gift to his wife. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Paul and Matt are both roped into pyramid schemes. Matt sees something sad at a casino. Scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. 

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Dave Donnelly refuses to pick a favorite child. Matt takes on his first snake. Jacob tells the legend of snake island. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. 

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Matt's dad sits in studio for a civilized discussion on duck fucking vs. drunk driving. Plus, scoop mail and jock vs. nerd. 

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SJ sits in with the boys as they take requests for listeners for different Halloween "guests" to stop by Ice Cream Social. It's a delirious late night recording as well. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

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Paul gets a new toilet and Matt gets laid off. Paul takes a cooking class. Jacob and Matt's favorite teams square off this Sunday. Physical scoop mail and metaphysical scoop mail. Jock vs Nerd. Patreon songs. 

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Matt is watching Rachel Bloom's Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Paul is telling stories about his wife and she may or may not sound like the voice Paul uses for her. The boys address commuting from Vegas to San Francisco to work and when a psychic should be arrested. Paul Songs, Scoops Mail, and Jock Vs Nerd. 

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Penn Jillette publishes a letter that Donald Drumpf threatens to publish from Penn. Is SNL wrong for having Drumpf host? Paul ponders his life and death whenever he flies. The boys discover the best IMDB page. Matt reveals his first kiss. More songs, scoop mail and jock vs nerd.

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NASA JPL's Hui Ying Wen facetime's in to put to rest all of the boys' bullshit beliefs about Mars and the moon. Las Vegas Review Journal's Entertainment Reporter, Doug Elfman shares some amazing stories from his career as a journalist. Jock vs Nerd and some disgusting Scoop Mail.

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Paul believes there might be some sort of pumpkin patch controversy in Vegas and he delivers some new hits despite being on 3 hours of sleep.  ICS gets their facebook page reported and briefly shut down. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Montclair State University is haunted. Which of the Neapolitan wants to go to Mars? Who got fired for farting? Patron tunes, scoop mail, Jock vs Nerd and fun facts. 

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Paul discusses Improv Goblet. Matt talks about flying with two kids. The first patreon song dedication session goes down. Scoop Mail with Raul and his lasting impressions. Jock Vs Nerd, athletes vs Star Trek. Also, Fun Facts!

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Scoop Cruise bank show Scoop Mail fest. Matt tells jokes: Matt's Godfather is not amused. Paul tells a joke: Matt is not amused. Matt calls back the joke: Jacob is not amused. Paul: is amused. Topics this Scoop Mail extravaganza include defending atheism, Tony Jaa, doughnut clubs, a non-starter drinking story, a very long joke, and another genital injury story. SONGS: "Get Off of My Lawn" / " Super Mario Proposal" APPEARANCES BY: Mermaid John Madden/ Paul Lynde SCOOP MAIL: Scoopa Fat Boy/ Dip Shirt Cone/ Jordan/ Marty McScoop/ Glen/ Scoop of Canadian Maple & Bacon/ Chicken Scoop for the Soul/ La Fringe Scoop/ Pooper Scooper Crazy Creamer/ Rum Riesenberg SCOOP JOCK VS NERD by 23 Travis: They Might be Giants Lyrics vs. The '86 World Series

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Bank show Scoop Cruise vintage Scoop Mail fest. In today's episode the guys try to tackle the mound of Scoop Mail after they discuss their first few days on board the ship. Topics include: Benedict Negro, Christmapus, a CHUD haunted house, the UK port ban, Indiana rounding Pi, romantic Paul, and Dildos as presents. And then 11 minutes and 19 seconds after the guys joke about reading all the scoop mail they brought along except 1, there is a so-called "data corruption" turning several old unread scoop mails into forever lost scoop mails. So if you're ever wondering if we got to your scoop mail, we did... but you probably won't get to hear it. SCOOP MAIL: Sacktomonkey/ Dustin/ Jane Cobbs Cap/ Simon/ Fudgy Numbers/ Sod Pen/ Moxie Fox

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Rita Chinyere aka Brita James wrote a controversial and provocative article about how people of color are treated in the comedy community. She agreed to be interviewed on Ice Cream Social the next day after she went public with her article. Also, we talk to scoop and congregation member Nicolas about his contest to give away his restaurant for $100. We also find time for scoop mail and jock va nerd. Buckle up, this one is a roller coaster   Plugs: Matt's show in NYC at pit loft, Wednesday 9/30 at 9pm Paul's improv Goblet (festival) in baobab stage, town square Las Vegas October 1st and 2nd win $111 by submitting an audio montage of ICS support: patreon.com/heyscoops 

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Through thick or thin, Heidi Fleisscheck puts her black book up for sale. The Patriots still cheat. Paul gets hurt, pissed, then goes on a mission. Matt challenges Paul to a patreon based high five contest on the Vegas Strip. The boys Launch a $111 Audio Montage Contest. Matt has a NYC show September 30th at 9pm at Pit Loft.  Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd

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on today's bank show, gelato Steve challenges Matt and Mattingly to a drinking game trivia contest. Plus, vintage Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

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We meet newlyweds and new scoops Matt and Sarah who host is in their cruise suite as the boys get to know the entire scoop group aboard the Celebrity Summit. 

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Jacob reflects on his time as Jerry Springer's drinking buddy. The boys spending so much time talking about the Patriots creates the first ever Nerd Vs. Nerd.  Also some kick ass Scoop Mail.

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the boys react to the unbelievable start of their Patreon campaign. Paul take his wife to see Matt shakes his ass in 50 Shades. Paul out at midnight looks to purchase some new Star Wars toys. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

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Jacob's college buddy and 50 Shades The Parody cast member, Sabrina Sia stops by to talk about competing in pageants in Lousiana, cruise ship life, and having a Duck Dynasty dad who hates Duck Dynasty. Plus jock vs nerd

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For 34 minutes, the boys discuss their earliest memory, Paul's GI situation, Matt's hatred of reading and J Anderson Thompson's theory on developing god. Then live on air, they launch a somewhat ridiculous patreon page that kindly asks for your support. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. 

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First podcast back in the churn, the boys deal with President visiting Vegas. They talk scoop cruise and scoop fest and the wonder that was the Siren Show aboard the Summit. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

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Over 100 people from all over the country piled into a tiny bar and welcomed Matt Paul and Jacob to an afternoon love recording of Ice Cream Social. Live Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd: Creamer Jean, Another Sarah, Ryer Appledorn, Joe Swam, Billy Tierney, St John John, Andy Cheek and his daughter, Steel This Beer's Augie Carton. A fantastic and overwhelming day for the boys and a nice little fundraiser for Opportunity Village of Las Vegas. Enjoy!

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In a sprawling exotic bird compound in Pahrump, NV, we interview the fascinating and eccentric Heidi Fleiss. Former Hollywood madam, ex con, marijuana farmer and now exotic bird caretaker and advocate welcomed us to her home. 

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Matt and Jacob had a chance to interview Kurt Bruanohler in his cross country trip driving a giant butt for his Comedy Central pilot. Paul was unavailable to be in studio. Kurt talks about his upcoming show, being on the Tonight Show and Chelsea lately. Also matt and Kurt look back on the early New York City improv and alternative comedy scene. Kurt also opens up about the difficulties of trying to be a duo in modern entertainment. Enjoy!

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 More Jizz ribbon action, fame or money debate, Matt's brother meets a scoop and jock vs nerd. Plus, scoop mail. 

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Matt finds out the secret marker rules of Chipotle and takes his kid to Paul's ophaned home, Chuck E Cheese. Penn & Teller Fool Us recap for episodes 5 and 4. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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A case is made for the Spice Girls being punk rock when the boys interview the lovely, funny, and talented Tatiana Mac.  Also, what happened when children choose evil toy makers over Santa Clause and just how different is a drunk adult from a child. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

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A Kentucky man shoots down a drone and kicks up a legal hornets nest. Matt is outclassed twice. Paul still hates weddings and having to see anyone in general. Jock vs Nerd from Slappy McGee and scoop mail with a gun. 

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Matt has a garbage body language problem on airplanes and might also have airborne herpes. Paul couldn't care less. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

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matt addresses a few complaints differently and does an Ice vest update. Paul wishes he could go back in time and Eiffel Tower himself. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Also, Wednesday is a good day to follow HeyScoops on the periscope app as they road trip for bank show. 

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Matt has episode recaps for Fool Us episodes 2 and 3. Jacob's Louisiana upbringing gives him a different perspective on Katrina, 50 fuck ups of Grey- matt almost ruins the show several times. Scoop mail! Taco Bell hospital returns! Paul hates pink eye. Jock vs nerd. 

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Paul Mattingly hums himself to work. Matt wears a vest and talks Donald Drumpf. Paul goes to a stand up show and hears some bullshit. Scoop mail asks the boys a great question about getting away with something. Jock vs Nerd scoop style. 

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Paul loved 1992. Seriously. He also has fabulous answers for cars he'd buy should he obtain a buttload of money. jacob and SJ announce they will benattendin scoop fest and scoop cruise but will they all ride a giant banana? A quick note to our stitcher listeners to be peeping our episode numbers. Also Jock Vs Nerd and some hot ass scoop mail. @midnight campaign continues. 

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Happy Bastille Day, Scoops! There is nothing about Bastille Day in this episode but we do talk about Matt's kid making his first jokes and talk about the poor defending of the asinine question of "are women funny?" And how it applies to Ghostbusters. We update people on the At Midnight campaign. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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We get a wonderful scoop mail about adventures in truck driving. Also, Matt recap an episode he wrote on of Penn & Teller: Fool Us on CW and get into sick ass Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd our faces off!

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Matt and Paul take in the World Cup, reflect on the wonder of David Hasselhoff and debate dabbing vs wiping philosophy. Some amazing scoop mail and scoop Jock Vs Nerd. 

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Some vape company want to get the flavor profile of ICS so they can get them hooked on their hot vape action. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

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When it comes to Paul's dogs, it's a battle of Pavlov vs pooping. Matt spends an odd morning in Penn Station in New York City. Jock vs nerd and Scoop Mail. 

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Matt and Paul talk about the cartoons they drew as kids. Matt discusses his Jeb Bush presidential pick and his shiny shoe choice. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Matt and Mattingly have always lifted the curtain and shown you the lesser known parts of Las Vegas. Today, they interview Justin Oswald and Matt Roach who make a living pulling live pranks on unsuspecting tourists in Las Vegas. Sometimes it goes off without a hitch and other times it goes off the rails. Plus, Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

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Matt and Mattingly have to cancel a Bucket Show. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

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Matt takes his kids to the circus and Paul takes his wife to a John Denver Tribute Show. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd

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Matt and Paul take turns letting people make them feel horrible about themselves. Actual scoop mail. Regular scoop mail. Jock vs nerd and this episode will be released as a video podcast later this week. 

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The boy's return to their origin and record at Vintage Nudes Studio. Paul, Matt and Jacob tell different versions of the same story where Paul may or may not have attacked a woman with a cockroach. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

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Matt's medium rare and appropriate steak. Paul's lack of questions. Scoop Mail and a very special redneck jock vs nerd. 

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Deaf translators at 50 Shades, America's Got Talent's Piff and tears, Scoop Mail: super asshole dad. Jock vs Nerd: Fifa fun vs masters of the universe hero villain or sex toy. 

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Paul believes he knows the fastest healing parts of the body. Matt wants to launch a middle of the night texting service for new parents. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

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Matt randomly encounters people of prejudice against New Jersey. Paul and Matt share Memorial Day stories and one the stories involved Lions. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. 

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Matt and Paul discuss the Cosby quotes from his latest interview, 7LandHand sends in Jock Vs. Nerd audio, some very painful scoop mail gets read, and Matt and Mattingly announce Land Locked Scoop Fest at Tierney's Tavern in Montclair, NJ on August 15th at 3pm.  All you need is gas money to get to Jersey and $5

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The boys do their best to not make an infomercial as they tackle diet myths and dogma with former NASA Scientist and Bio Chemist, now reluctant diet cult leader, Ray Cronise. 

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The boys discuss the closing of the Duck Dynasty musical. jock Vs nerd: deflategate vs Joss Whedon's Twitter account. 

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Matt recalls the birth of his latest kid and accidentally yet briefly starts another wrestling discussion. Paul talks avengers and while Matt talks Thomas the Tank Engine. Matt's butthole might have something going on and it may involve sleeping through a crime. Scoop Mail. 

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B.J. Joins Paul and Jacob today! We find out what it would take to make Paul run into machine gun fire while Paul and B.J. try to make the show into a nerd paradise. Paul also tells you everything that Paul likes.

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The eccentric Spencer Novich joins us in the churn today! We talk about his gigs and his serious flexibility. His dog pound really gets stretched to the limit. We also find out that milk and dicks are not surf and turf.

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SJ's back!!! We find out the SJ thinks of Better Homes and Gardens in the same way that Paul thinks of comic books. Paul finds out that he knows all the words to the Muppet Babies song and SJ finds out that Elvis just died. 

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Eric Jeffers sits in for Matt and goes down a kung-fu rabbit hole with Paul. A Scoop Connection happens! And Paul and Jacob argue about Disney Animated films.  

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SJ joins Paul and Jacob and they talk school days, early theatre experience and Jacob's electrifying personality. 

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Jacob and Paul flounder like the fish they are while Matt is out with his new baby! Star Wars and backyard wrestling are all Paul wants to talk about. 

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Paul was supposed to give Matt a summary and episdoe title for this particular podcast, but alas... here we are.  Probable Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd, but who knows...

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Matt discusses the season of Fool Us. The boys welcome Derek Shipman to the churn. A very special audio jock vs nerd. Some scoop mail and other nonsense. 

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The boys experiment with the periscope app as they discuss the future of transportation.  Matt causes an issue for 50 Shades Vegas the day of his debut. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

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Matt and Mattingly, well really mostly Matt gets criticized for how the Indiana Issue was handled the week before. Scoop Cruise ahoy! Scoop mail includes an amazing Italian Air Show and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. 

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The Bucket Show get thrust into film noir like mysterious circumstances. A legit Scoop Cruise opportunity presents itself. Paul fails to describe anything on the internet. Paul is curious about Matt's need to paint a crib. Matt gets a new job without getting rid of his old one. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.

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Its the one year anniversary for these April Fools! Topics: Indiana, Harry Reid, ICS Porn, Gay Hating Bakers, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

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There are references to Matt having his next kid but the truth is Matt just messed up his own schedule and screwed thing up for Paul and Jacob this week. So the baby banks are wasted on red tape nonsense. Just another reason to shy away from team Sling and go for team Slide.

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3 Murdochs, a rap song, and hot dog speghetti. This is a bank show but Matt is not having another kid yet despite the references. 

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The boys discuss highlights from Penn's 60th birthday including performances by Piff the Magic Dragon and Billy the Mime. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.  

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Limerick Challenge, Jacob reports on Newsies, Scoop Mail, Does Ace have a hot girlfriend, Jizz Ribbon Bandits and the Return of Scoop Nurse with another gross story. Plus Retiring football players vs new football games in Jock Vs. Nerd

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food. Mail. Jock vs nerd. 

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Matt comes straight from the hospital. White guilt on social media, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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Pimp Court appears in Jock Vs. Nerd and we hear some misfired proposal stories in Scoop Mail. A Scoop also solicites some snappy comebacks for a situation at work. We also try out a new section called "Fresh Stats!"

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Unreal scoop deliveries, athlete's making millions instead of Africa, Matt has a tough week as an actor. Scoop Mail includes snappy comebacks for answering nosey people about that next baby. Hands in "1.2.3- Jock Vs Nerd!"

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Bank shows are often recorded after our regular episode which means we are pushing towards 4 or 5 am.  This episode is a good example of what happens when microphones are on Matt and Paul at this goofy time.

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Bank Show Vintage Scoop Mail fest. In this episode the boys tell their favorite classic jokes and question the street cred of Warren G and Montell Jordan. They also discuss Korean Unicorns, an unfortunately named Girl Scout Troup, lady gamers, book recommendations, 2 sentence horror stories and a big transgender headache. Songs:"This is How We Do It" (alternate lyrics)"Teen Streams" Scoop Mail from:Scooptimus PrimeWarrenKeithScoop and a halfMoxie FoxThousands of Spiders Scoop Jock vs Nerd from JohnChampions League Soccer vs. WWE Hall of Fame ICS History:Debut of "Don't look at me... LOOK AT ME!!"

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In a strange ICS event, Matt takes off and leaves Paul alone in a room with Jacob. This is against the rules. Does Paul survive?

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Matt's wife is better at his job than he is. Paul's wife drags him to a lovely movie. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

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Before the boys take a weird turn on the Valentine's Day topic, they discuss the filthiest news of the day and compare Jenny McCarthy to the Nick Drake's Pink Moon. They also double down on Jock Vs Nerd. Scoop Mail. 

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Pizza is the New Bacon. Good Bye Daily Show. Scoop Mail.

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Can weed take down gay marriage? How close is Paul to being Randy Quaid? Two very deep and emotional scoop mails are read tackling depression and being an athiest at a catholic funeral. Please regular scoop mail. One addresses whether you'd rather be preached to in a car or lit on fire. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Enjoy!

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The boys break down the Super Bowl and Paul thinks it was rigged. Jacob surprises the boys with Red Velvet Oreos. Our first actual real deal scoop mail arrive and it involves balls. Matt lets the weight of being the #1 Steve Winwood podcast get to him. The is a brief update on Paul's chopstick challenge. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.

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Paul helps Matt write some rhymes for his new show. The boys discuss an edited scenes from the 50 Shades of Grey movie. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. 

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Deflated Super Bowl expectations, fatty and fat rabbit holes, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

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TV show reviews. A kid gets find for skipping a party. Paul goes to a movie. Matt had dinner with Daily Show people. Plus, a butt load of Scoop Mail. 

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Matt and Paul tackle the pope being a total cock wallet. Operation Obelisk relaunches. Matt fails a fight or flight test. Scoop mail and deflate gate jock vs nerd. 

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Matt and Paul discuss #jesuischarlie. Ryer sends the boys a gift.  More new baby names are proposed. Paul reveals his darkest days in a fatty rabbit hole. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd.

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Paul launches a new show in Las Vegas. Matt teaches at a business school. Paul surprises Matt by bringing in the song he recorded for his wife. Matt sees Louis CK perform in LA. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

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Paul and Matt talk churning. Matt hates over sharers and Paul shares his shit. Joel McHale's opener thrashes a heckler. More baby names suggestions are considered for Matt's next child. A Penn Jillette quote sets the boys back a peg about negative news and biases.Kid shoots mom. Scoop Mail: Italian Air Foursome. Mandy the Aussie writes in about missed opportunities. And a letter from Dipshit Cone where he gets duped for pune.

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What does Usher and the KKK have in common? An unusual source debates Matt on the art of pole dancing. Jacob messes up another fact on air. Scoop Mail: Paul's wife write in and breaks down their whole courtship and relationship. Trigger Warning: Olive Garden. Atheist dating advice and Morrocan Scoop Veteran writes in with Jock Vs. Nerd.

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The first submission for naming Matt's kid are considered. two scoops send in nes stories questioning their Italian Air Show-ness. During scoop mail, the boys tackle another "so drunk" story from a scoop.  Another scoop submits a Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Matt and Paul discuss their holidays. Matt talks about being on the Risk podcast, seeing the Penny Pibbets Show, and being called fat in a mall. Paul discusses the cold weather and reveals that his car has no heat. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. 

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Hey Scoops.  This Holiday episode is full of Matt and Paul trying to fulfill all the holiday requests they could fit into a show before they fell asleep on Jacob's floor.  We hope this episode helps get you through you holiday travels.  Jock Vs. Nerd, Scoop Mail, a dating game with SJ as Mrs. Clause and the return of some of Paul's favorite characters as well as some new holiday characters are all featured here.  Happy Chris Bosh from all of us and we will be talking to you before the New Year is here.  Thanks Scoops, Ice Cream Socialists, Socialites, Psychopaths, and... Creamers.

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Paul talks about his upcoming appearance on Penn's Sunday School. Matt and Paul talk about dealing with "psychics" at work. How to deal with con artist, beggars, and grifters. Matt shares his favorite NYC story. Paul searches for ghost stories on youtube. Paul avoids going to a show with Matt. Paul's dog star in a photo shoot. ...holy balls this is a long episdode. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.

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Ice Cream Social's Scoop Contest: Win an Ice Cream Cone! Jacob explains science. Paul is having a tough xmas season and it's not because of his lame family crest. Scoop Mail: Worse than a turd in the pool, Scoop Putin, James Brown, Cauliflower Alley. Jock Vs. Nerd: No S's vs Video Game Titan passes away.

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2 years of combined podcasting, bring you a terrible tale...

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Raul Faria from Bar Rescue stops by to talk drinks, fast food jobs, and Absolut. Scoopmail: drunken replays. jock vs nerd: dungeons and dragons vs sports. 

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JOCK VS NERD CUBED: 2 Casting Questions about the upcoming Suicide Squad movie, Umpire's filthy secrets, sports talk radio handles the St.Louis Rams protest, and a scoop writes in with Harry Potter and Roller Derby trivia.  SCOOP MAIL: Our sexiest or most uncomfortable exchange about our lives with our wives goes down at the end of this episode. Plus, we address the rise and fall of Will Smith.

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The new porn law in the UK sure thinks women are icky. Paul is old and falling apart. SCOOP MAIL: Dusty flushes a toilet on a hospital, improv comics and research scientists have a lot in common, atheists kids find religon, Jersey guys get fired, and roast advice.

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Matt and Mattingly have a photo shoot coming up and could use your help! Paul becomes obsessed with snake jokes. Why don't we all have locker room interviews? Scoop Mail: Showgirl in a cake callback, a shitty job, Marc's car accident, Mothra returns, Princess Leia park pics. Jock Vs Nerd: D'wanna know english vs. Canadian Hockey talk

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Kurt Cobain, scientist and dietitian, says fish have no feelings. Matt and Paul discuss old Thanksgiving traditions of inappropriate sandwiches and dealing with vegans. SCOOP MAIL: "Creamers", Australia, Sarah's Soft Hands, Matt's not cool, Improv Classes, and grossing out chefts. JOCK VS NERD: Who is Flag vs. How to pay for things when you are drunk.

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In this weeks episode Anonymous outs KKK members, more on the comedian outing Bill Cosby, and Paul outs the CHUDs. Matt's new comedy show "Alibi" has a few bumps in its test run, Princess Leia the Disney Princess, more cart puns and an embarrassing Neil Diamond story. SCOOP MAIL: Michael Jones/ Emily Scoop da Loop/ Spider-Flavored Scoop/ Simon/ Senior Scoopsis/ Scoopa Steve SCOOP JOCK VS NERDS by Scoopa Steve and Nathan Rae: Jesse Owens vs the Bat-Diamond, Judge Dredd vs U.K. Soccer Nickname nicknames.  

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Winter is coming! Las Vegas buckles down fo 50 degree weather as Buffalo get buried in 6 feet of snow.  Matt and Paul discuss old snow day traditions which include the Tap Challenge, a dance contest, and epic game of RISK (aren't they all). Plus, you can pay Matt and Paul to dress up anywhere and they will take the gig. Jock Vs. Nerd: Forever Fan Podcast sends in a clip. Scoop Mail: Camp Songs, Oklahoma, Betty Scoop, E Games, Indiana Prejudice, and Scorpion TV.

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Matt wrote and directed an interactive show called "Alibi" (AlibiTheShow.com) that debuts this Saturday and runs every Saturday in Las Vegas. They discuss what its like to have a drunk audition for a show and how Jacob's wife was too hot for the show.  Matt and Paul explore Fatty Fashion and the 15th (or 50th?) anniversary of Fantasy.  Scoop Mail: more dick stuff, more forensics, Double D bath tub time, a Canadian's defense of Jessica Rabbit, and Comic Con-troversy.  Jock Vs. Nerd: Missed shots vs who is Dr. Strange.

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Matt returns from San Francisco like a cocaine cowboy. The return of Fatty Rabbit Hole: appetizer trios. Scoop Mail: Paul is inspired to submit a new state theme song for Virginia and the boys discuss their favorite handling on hecklers. Jock Vs Nerd: "Ivy League" QB vs Episode 7 Subtitle. 

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Absinthe's Penny Pibbets in studio! Co host of Vegas's hottest show, Penny stops by to talk about her abusive relationship with the Gazillionare and about her oncoming solo show. Through her kickstarter, she offers the full girlfriend experience for $5000 and that includes all the donuts you can bang. Plus, we have a combination Jock vs Nerd, Scoop Mail to pop quiz Matt and Paul. 

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Paul talks Life is Beautiful and he true grasp or Klingon. Matt travels east and sees a cab driver fail and takes in a couple of Broadway Shows. Plus, food trends with Harch Chili Peppers and Iraqi SNL Scoop Mail: Joe, Caleb, and a pants popping Italian Air Show. 

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Dr Frankenstein and his creature stop by. Halloween themed scoop mail, spooky future dating game, and double jock vs nerd from The Bearded Ones and In The Loop podcasts. 

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hey Scoops, Matt here. I pimp Paul 2 or 3 times to rap and sing.  There is a Mark Twain rap and another state song that we believe is telling you about a murder. We are probably wrong. There is some scoop mail and a jock vs nerd and also Paul stops the show from ending like 3 or 4 times. Enjoy!

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Linq Wizard, Jon Gray let us into his big fancy pants office on the strip for our best behind the scenes look at the Las Vegas we-never-knew-about interview. How did this local from Tonopah work his way up the Vegas food chain so quickly? What is it like to change the Vegas skyline with the High Roller? How polite can you be to Paul when he proposes a terrible idea for a night club? All answers here and more. From Bally's front desk, to working as the right hand man to George Maloof in The Palms hey day, to becoming a high rolling big wig for Caesars, Jon Gray knows how Vegas works like no one else.

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Jacob is a hard ass to cops in Missouri. Matt listens in on a Hooter's managers summit. Paul tells Matt about his cashier karma. Richmond, Kentucky's fiction dog mayor, Ruff Barkington speaks. Plus, SCOOP MAIL and JOCK VS NERD.

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Public Speaking gig and fears get tackled as The Life is Beautiful Speaker Series curator, Lisa Shufro stops by to reveal the amazing line up and speakers like Penn & Teller, Pussy Riot, 3-D human tissue printers and language inventors. From Iowa, to concert violinist to Ted Med, to think tank, to Vegas, Lisa leaps and figures out how to fly on the way down.  Also Million Dollar Quartet, Twilight singer Felice Garcia, stops by to debut her new solo album. From her Reno roots to booking dozens of shows in Vegas, Felice lets her versatility shine as she chats it up with Matt and Mattingly.

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Paul teaches Matt how to speak hawaiian for a mixed company Descendants viewing party. Scoop Mail: Dangerous sex with love, our podcast is bad for parking, Paul's collection of WWE figures, and revisiting "gangbanger". JOCK VS NERD: FSU's QB rap sheet VS. new chick comedy trilogy.

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A filthy high school harpsichordist is not getting his deposit back. When Matt watchesShawshank Redemption, Paul watches Transformers. Matt recalls a fraternity debate of going gay vs. banging a buffalo. Revisiting Indecent Proposal, the NBA's lack of nicknames, and state song debate. Scoop Mail: Worst nose hair removal story ever. Jock Vs. Nerd: Teenage Mutant Comic Creators Vs. Paul's favorite NBA Executive shoplifter.

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All we know about this show is it was recorded at 4am some night in July.  We think Paul bashes his face with his own microphone and nearly knocks himself out.  But we could be wrong. Listen at your own risk.

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Night of a thousand bits: Matt discusses wrap party for Director's Cut. Clint from Geek Dig challenges the boys in Jock Vs. Nerd and more Scoop Mail

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Matt finds out eveyone he works for has been fired and he may not have a job. Paul tells a very vunerable dry hump story. JOCK VS NERD: Can't a guy retire to some inflated stories vs. which 80 movie is getting a really late look at a third. SCOOP MAIL: ML makes his first appearance as ombudsman. Hugsrock writes back to clear up some details on our most painfully famous scoop mail ever.

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Matt and Paul bow out of the World Series of Comedy. Roast theory from Matt. Jacob and Matt cannot stop Paul from keeping a gross running joke. Matt calls in for a Sirius Fantasy Football show. 2 Broke Geeks (@2BGPod) send in this week's Jock Vs. Nerd questions. Scoop Mail returns to gently fuck the boys in the face.

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Paul has a beef with WWE. Matt's kid pranks him by walking. The return of state songs, Paul sings his own version of "Oh Comma Arkansas".  Jock Vs. Nerd: Ray Rice Jersey Exchange Vs What New Show Blows.  Scoop Mail: One painful Italian Air show story leaves all the guy on the ground in pain and laughter.

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Matt has a super shitty audition for some clown bullshit. PSS's Dustin Knouse has a bad day at work because of Matt. Improv group, Bearded Men, don't need AAA when they have the magic on improv in their pockets. The Pure BS Podcast (@pureBSpodcast) submits this week's Jock Vs Nerd.  SCOOP MAIL:What happened to State Songs, the boys don't know jack about hockey or Canada, a fancy t shirt idea, and Sergeant Scoop's flavor of the day.

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Matt cannot believe the exhaustion, carnage, and monetary cost of a one year old's birthday party. Joe and Steven stop by to plug TheWorldSeriesofComedy'.com Las Vegas Event. The even surprise Matt & Mattingly by offering them a position in this week's event. Steven makes a wonderful personal announcement and Joe looks back on 20 years in stand up. JOCK VS NERD: Microsoft buys a major video game franchise vs the daily shit buffet being offered by the NFL. 

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Matt and Paul talk fight songs in pro sports and fall in love with the San Diego Chargers song. Scott McGee talks about 20 years on the road, traveling by truck to small towns across the country and putting up fully cast children's shows in 5 days.  He talks about the highs and the lows of living in stranger's houses, how people have gotten fired from his job, and how people have almost died doing his job. Plus, there are certain towns that won't allow evolution or the portrayal of drinking alcohol attack Scott's sense of art. Also, Australian podcast 7landhand.com supplies this week's JOCK VS NERD questions.

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Matt and Paul respond to numerous Scoops who took issue with a guest advocating "The Secret" and "The Power". Paul relives his walk out on Geek Shock. JOCK VS NERD: Which WWE star played professional baseball and what would a side line interview sound like if he were more successful. VS. Which Tom Cruise solo flick is looking to go franchise.  SCOOP MAIL, Italian Air Show or just a Mattingly, Athiest Holidays, New Scoops, escaping choke holds and the definition of Jury Rig.

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Paul Shortino knows everyone in Rock and gladly talks about it. From coming close but not quite making it big at 17 years old, to starting his own recording studio, recording with Rough Cutt, Quiet Riot, Badd Boyz, and being brought under the wing of Ronnie James Dio. Avoiding Phil Spector and almost avoiding the Law, Paul Shortino looks back on a life in Rock and Roll and how it brought him to Rock Vault here in Las Vegas. "This is Spinal Tap" cast him as Duke Fame. Plus, he tells some great stories about being held up at the Canadian Border, getting left in a ladies room, and entering a hotel lobby completely naked.

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Paul, in a firey defense of the Ice Bucket Challenge, walked out on the latest episode of Geek Shock and talks about the shame and pain of that to Matt and Jacob.  Matt has a Die Hard moment on the set of Director's Cut and scews up 6 shots at once.  Jock VS Nerd: Colts Owner, Jim Irsay gets treated differently by the law than the NFL for a trunk full of drugs VS an old 4 person fighter game returns anew for the PC.

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Matt shares another Fatty Rabbit Hole Story where car trips are measured in hot dogs. Paul surprises the gang with both his food in car policy and his video game playing time average. Throw Back Thursday throws Matt for a loop. Penn Jillette's Director's Cut movie taps one ICS host to play a cool role. Plus, what do Duran Duran, Smashing Pumkins, and The Police have in common? Scoop Mail: Legit Ice Cream Questions, Raising your children Athiest, and a shitty job. Jock Vs Nerd: Paul's newest nerd nonsense VS sexist soccer talk.

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Pillar of the Las Vegas Press Community, John Katsilometes aka Johnny Kats, tells some great stories from his fascinating career as a reporter in Las Vegas.  From his humble beginnings in Northern California, to his early Las Vegas days covering UNLV basketball, to his dream story of visiting "Muckers" in Tonopah, NV, The "Kats with Dish" host tolerates Matt and Paul as he reflects on some great Las Vegas stories. Whether it's Floyd Mayweather, Mike Tyson, Al Pacino or the latest in local lawsuits, Johnny Kats takes it all on... except for reviewing DJ's at EDC. Most importantly, John does a spot on Robin Leach. JOCK VS NERD: Marvel's release of a way to sexy lady hero VS. Lebron's new heart warming teammate.

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Summary: You're guess is as good as mine.  This is a bank.  We had a big spike in listenership and as a thank you, we are releasing a 3rd episode this week. Enjoy!

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Last Comic Standing ends and JB Smoov goes out with bang. Paul and Matt talk stand up styles and techniques. Matt is invited to dinner with Lisa Lampanelli and Emily Jillette. Paul solicits compliments for Geek Shock. Matt is surprised by Paul's massage experiences. Matt gets his last massage by a man. Jacob introduces the concept of groom's cake to the boys. SCOOPMAIL: Generation 16 question for Paul. Sine writes in the best scoop mail ever as she asks Europeans what they think fantasy football is. JOCK VS NERD: College Football Curveball VS. New Star Wars Bullshit.

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Maren Wade's Italian Air Show.  Maren dreamed of popping out of cake and then the gig finally happened and it quickly turns into a nightmare.  Maren talks about working with Terry Bradshaw. Matt talks about an upcoming Matt and Paul break the news to Jacob about the success of Mega Scoop Mail.

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Look. We were behind on Scoop Mail so we tear thru a bunch as we introduce the world to Jihad Improv, giving wedding proposal suggestions, crowd fund ridiculous movies, and try to jinx one another for blow jobs. Plus, Dinner with Robocop. JOCK VS NERD: a popular Star Wars character makes a surprising return to the new movie VS NASCAR's lack of power over their athletes. 

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The boys scrap their lineup and just reflect on the loss of Robin Williams.  Plus a little sccop mail: Tony Longworth, UK Music Bitch, recalls a time he was stuck working for a psychic.

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Matt's former college roomate and former twin, actor Marc Donovan site down with Matt and Paul.  Marc discusses Season 3 of Boardwalk Empire, his costume fitting, and his final scene where he gets beat to death.  Matt and Paul debate the merits of Sprouts and why anyone shops there.  Jock VS Nerd:

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Jacob's luscious locks are the real winner of Best of Vegas.  Upon winning, Jacob take a week of ICS. Paul and Matt welcome back Reddi Rich, debate the new definition of "literally", talk about why women love Sprouts, go over rules for interrupting a friend's lunch conversation. JOCK VS NERD: John Bon Jovi writes a letter VS How gross is Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Amir discusses life in Iran during political upheaval, the arrest of his father, and growing up in a family of wrestlers.  Whether it's body building, mixed martial arts, or semi professional football, Amir can't stop getting pro offers. Amir adjusts to life in America, sets his plan for the summer Olympics in Brazil, and perhaps a life in the WWE. He discusses his insane youtube videos and forgets his Instagram Account. (AMIRFILA99) JOCK VS NERD: Sale of the Clippers Court Battle VS DVD Release of the 60's Batman TV Shows.

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Ice Cream Social wins "Best Local Podcast" from Vegas Seven Magazine. Matt has a frustrating experience at a new fancy Mexican Restaurant. Matt and Paul want to launch Titty Show.  MAtt's first BJ happened at a James Bond Party. JOCK VS NERD: NFL players suspensions vs. premature sequaling of Gaurdians of Galaxy. Plus, Scoop Mail Extravaganza!

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Matt recalls when his show was used for an engagement in the Edinburgh Fringe Fest. He also tells his engagement story. Jacob and Paul have very different stories. Plus, Paul reveals one if his own shitty jobs where he skinned was changed sparkly purple in a chemical accident. The boys address weight loss successes and failures. MEGA SCOOP MAIL: Paul and Matt address many listener emails. JOCK VS NERD Rory's Dad cashes in VS Paul's latest bullshit. 

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Kasey briefly discusses the closing of Vegas Nocturne at Rose Rabbit Lie in the Cosmopolitan, the weird ass rip off show that immediately replaced it, and her odd plan for dealing with unemployment that involves canned goods. Plus, if Robin Leach were a cleptomaniac, how would it effect Las Vegas. JOCK VS NERD: Dwayne the Rock Johnson enters the DC universe and Tony Dungy hates them gays. 

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An Anonymous Scoop Schools Paul and Matt on Trans Gender and Transvestite Respect. Paul hedges a bit on moon landing conspiracy. Paul might hate Lebron James more than Matt does now, the boys are still bafffled by Michael Jordan's Hitler Stash, and old Atari compatable porn games gets revealed.  JOCK VS NERD: Marv Albert's back biting past vs Vegas's latest nerd fest.

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Matt and Paul get Snoped on their DPH story. The boys welcome Houston, TX Improv Comic, Amy Birkhead into the studio. The three talk compare improv cities, talk teaching, and look back on her first job as a small town newspaper reporter.  Amy debates moving to NYC vs LA vs Austin, TX.  Matt and Paul debate whether Las Vegas has any museums.  JOCK VS. NERD: Starting Shortstop for the American League VS. What nerd fest tournament took place in Las Vegas over the weekend?

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Paul's Dog Is Dead, Jacob Is Fired, Matt Is Sick. Ice Cream Social Under Attack. Matt rides the new High Roller is Vegas to get a bird's eye view of Vegas's secret Swastika. Plus, the DPH story- We hope you are not eating anything. Cards against humanity steps in (BLANK). Some comedians are fighting back against being asked to apologize. Many questions answered in SCOOP MAIL. JOCK VS NERD: Something happened somewhere on the internet VS. Which member of Miami Thrice is being temped to jump ship and which other member might be totally okay with it.

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Seattle native, Rob Lyons, talks about the strange path he took from Guitar Store clerk to Broadway and the cities in between. Rob grew up in epicenter of the Grunge and played with Seattle legends, then with Million Dollar Quartet met new/old influences for his own music. Also, Rob brought a guitar into our studio (an ICS first) and plays a little acoustic version of his debut album "When It Haunts You".  Paul and Matt grill him on his favorite and least favorite parts of living in Chicago, NYC, London, and every other place that Rob has lived on stage as Carl Perkins. Rob's trajectory in show business is a crazy and lucky one and he shares all in this wonderful interview. Plus, SCOOP MAIL: Sine in Denmark reveals an Italian Air Show of a date story. Enjoy.

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Matt and Paul discuss how Jerry Ryan is solely responsible for Barack Obama being President.  Why should people lose of keep their job. Paul and Matt interview Matt's brother, Rob Donnelly (of RobDraw.com) and watch Matt get to know him for the first time in his life. Rob discusses his career as an animator and illustrator for Slate.com, NBC News and others.  Also, they take a look back at Rob's time as a NYC bike Messenger. JOCK VS NERD: The boys finally discuss recently suspended vampire soccer player, Luis Suarez VS which Hollywood director openly wept visiting the set of the new Star Wars movie. SCOOP MAIL: Ben wants to trade one fantasy league access for another on ICS and Matt reveals Steve's new version of a fantasy league that incorporates the greats of the Jock and Nerd World. Carson writes in to share his experience coming out as an Atheist. Joel writes in with a jock story the blows Matt and Paul away. Matt I writes in asking about what could have been with the origin of ICS.

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Paul and Matt disect their recent radio appearance. Matt has an embarassing photo posted on twitter.  Matt further embarasses himself as an MC for an event by being a sloppy eater and awkwardly sharing his disgusting microphone with Olivia Newton John. Paul eats the most radio unfriendly foods on air. One of them contains hidden milk fat. Scoop Mail: Augie serves the boys a cup of shut the fuck up about the Vegas weather already. HugsRock takes the boys to task for preaching non-intervention. Jeff wants in to the ICSFFLSDS. Moxie wants to know how to get a job. Scott writes in with an amazing update about the naming of his child. Kevin wants Table Top tips. JOCK VS NERD: Lebron goes full Hollywood Hogan VS. Fudgey Numbers, the never to by trusted Hollywood Gross Cartoon.

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Matt and Paul interview Tara Palsha about her start in Vegas, her journey from Jubilee Dancer to Vegas headliner in Vegas: the Show.  She addresses the trials and politics and making a living as a dancer from Go Go, Jubilee, Bite, Fantasy, and Peep Show. From the decision to dance topless, to the need to audition for a major show in secret, to facing physical sabotage and hurtful harassment, Tara reflects on a hard fought career and the major decision to leave it all behind for a shot at Broadway in NYC.  Daughter of and opera singer, she addresses the pressure of trying to sing as a career later in life.  Also in the is episode, Paul can add or multiply. Audio Guy, Jacob confeeses to making a living of Tara's boobs for over five years. Scoop Mail: Jakob questions the boys about art snobbery. Manuel asks about choosing a career in comedy versus economics.

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EDC (Electric Daisy Carnival) closes it's drugged out doors after another successful year in Las Vegas. The stories and heroes are created from this festival for the soul purpose of annoying Matt and Paul. Paul shoves his Kentucky hand in Matt's dirty Jersey face over state anthems. Matt reveals the sweetest revenge he ever took on San Diego hipsters who were hating on Bon Jovi. Also, is Book of Mormon the most important musical ever? JOCK VS. NERD: Michael Sam's super sexy hashtag Vs. G. I. Secret Satan. MEGA SCOOP MAIL: Chris follows up up on female coaches for men's sports by teaching the boys about "Grandma" Peters. SactoMonkey wants to know if we can put a stop to Terry Fator. Moxie wants to talk harder jobs, actors and musicians. Nic sends a figgity fuck you to Jacob. Steven proposes and Ice Cream Social Fantasy Football League. Lukas has a covert way to market ICS.  Finally, Scoop Dogg, writes in with our deepest scoop mail yet- How to deal with being an atheist in a very religious household.

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Paul's bargains with his wife over their TV programs and he pays a dear dear price.  Matt's boy Monroe Martin is still in the game at Last Comic Standing despite J.B. Smoov's attempt to torpedo the show's success by refusing to speak english when he hosts. Paul would rather someone kill his family than be told that "American Hustle" is a good movie. Matt's wife accidentally open's up for Nancy Pelosi of a women equality event. Scoop Mail: Nic sends in some good tunes, backhanded compliments, and advanced apologies. Drew takes our shitty job request literally. Mike sends in another haiku. Moxie has an audio question for Jacob. Lord Tristan corrects Paul on Evangalion. Andy is further tortured by the lack of video with ICS's good looking guests. Paul answers to his shady past with Billy Joel. Horse Detective is on twitter and ready to solve crime. Jock Vs. Nerd: Spurs total ass whooping of the Heat Vs. Seth Rogen's take on Nintendo and Sega.

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First things first, we figure out exactly what occupation the lovely Dayna Roselli has. She looks back on rising through the local ranks of TV News and what brought her from New York State to Sin City via helicopter. Also, Gilbert Gottfried got Dayna to say something filthy on the 6am news. Dayna dishes on her worst celebrity interview. We try to get her to talk smack about any Vegas personality she has interviewed.  She confesses to toeing the line between flirtation and journalism with a hot guest, her hatred of Anchor Man, and how her helicopter pilot abused his job so he could be an HOA rat for his neighborhood. Dayna and Matt attended a special screening of Jersey Boys the movie.  Jock Vs. Nerd: Star Wars Stoner Curse Vs. US-HEY, Who plays for us in soccer?

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Stars of History Channel's hit show "American Restoration", Rick And Kelly Dale welcome Matt and Paul to their shop to record Ice Cream Social on the site of the show and business. Rick talks about what it was like to work in restoration for 25 years before getting a TV Show, his fortunate start on Pawn Stars, and what is dream restoration would be. Kelly talks about how they met, what Rick needed in his business that she provides, and her own experience being introduced to the restoration world after being a bartender.  The two discuss bringing family into your business, traveling as "celebrities" around the world, and why Americans or more shy and don't just grabbed people's butts.  Jock Vs. Nerd: 30 Year Anniversary cult classic comedy Vs. Just what does Donald Sterling want in the sale of the Clippers.

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Matt and Paul discuss Last Comic Standing's Monroe Martin, Tracy Morgan, and women's roles in Orange is the New Black. (No spoilers) Plus, one good reason to try dumpster diving in LA, what a unicorn horn is called, and Paul's second novel "Pasted in the Body" is discovered. Jock Vs. Nerd: Andy Murray's kooky coaching choice vs. The Video Game that never was or wil be. Sccop Mail: Dustin thanks Paul for defending Bronies. Stephen writes a couple of poems for Paul and Matt. asks the boys which video game they would live in. Nic is impatient and wants to send the guys stuff, but can't! Joel appreciates Matt's name dropping and asks the boys which video game they would live in. Travis corrects the boys about the supposed death of Segway Founder. Scoopette E talks about her crappy job working at a salmon factory. Thanks all- Please be subscribing to our podcast and if you feel like turning someone else onto subscribing, it helps the Ice Cream Social.

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The tremendously funny and lovely Kasey Wilson sits in with Matt and Paul and discusses her version of "Antiquing" in Las Vegas.  Paul and Kasey compare My Little Pony collections. Kasey slams Matt with facts about the tensions between Northern and Southern Californians.  Would we tolerate Billy Bob Thorton if he wasn't famous?  The trio discuss their very first roles they were cast in as children.  Kasey reveals her history of stand up, improv, and burlesque.  She also talks about the very crazy creation process of Vegas Nocturne at Rose Rabbit Lie in the Cosmopolitan. Plus, Paul loves Peaches, someone is fisting jars of jelly, and everyone is still pissed about the last season of Lost. Jock Vs. Nerd: California Chrome's owner's new basketball hustle Vs. The new PS4 TV show about detecting super powers that somehow does now involve horses.

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The very lovely and extremely talented Kristen Hertzenberg stops by to chat about her childhood ambition for singing Opera, dropping that dream for musical theater, and taking "Acting for Opera Singers" as an actual class, for real, in college. Matt and Kristen reveal the secret world of "8 count" parties. Paul invents Karoa-opera, and explores a world where we outlaw pasta. Matt and Kristen debate the plot and morality of The Phantom of the Opera.  Is the Phantom a date rapist? Can there be theater in Florida without the crinkling of candy wrappers? Why is Matt the only person who knows why all three in the studio played Right Field as baseball players in school? Scoop Mail: SactoMonkey calls out Paul for baseball "rehearsal". Jeff takes sports breaks at work. Kevin's bad job was as a soldier, where in remote areas, stirring flaming drums of burning poop. He also asks Paul about David Goyer's She Hulk comments. Sine in Denmark doubles down on asking vague questions. Jock Vs. Nerd: Clippers New Ballm'ing Owner Vs.12 Years a Star Wars cast member.

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Vegas is the club capital on the world. Can it come to a screeching hault with the loss of a thumb drive? Should someone who loses said thumb drive get paid $15 million dollars.  Also, Matt struggles to get Paul's attention as he explains Sabermetric statistics in sports. Matt deals with an anti-vaccine facebook friend, Paul gets threatened driving down Las Vegas Blvd, and Matt begs people to stop saying the Pope and President are posing for "selfies".  Plus, Maya Angelou laps dances, Jupiter is in the Money House, and Lottery Ticket stores. Scoop Mail: Scoop John B digs Blue Bell ice cream, Chrisy wants Scoop Con to happen, Lori wants to know the origin of the Ice Cream Social, Oli from the UK want to know Paul's take on competitive (video) gaming Jock Vs. Nerd: Matt dares Paul to tell him anything at all about the Stanley Cup Finals Vs. Paul dreads a certain shallow Hollywood mogul getting his hand on Paul's favorite Jap-Anime of all time. Please, become a ICS subscriber! Also, write to the Ice Cream Social at MattandMattingly.com and ask us for advice, give feedback, tell us about a crappy job you had/have, or a personal Italian Air Show story.    

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Being married to Jacob the audio guy is a horror no one would wish on their worst enemy.  Yet, somehow Sarah Jessica Rhodes still works and dreams and manages to get out of bed every day.  Plus, she tours with Terry Bradshaw's show as a singer and dancer, performs in Rock Vault at LVH in Las Vegas and has been hired to pay tribute as Lady Gaga, Miley Cirus, and most recently Taylor Swift. We talk about what it takes to keep working in Vegas, a whole lot about the WWE for some reason, growing up in east Texas, and experiencing an absolutely terrible night as a go go dancer.  Scoop Mail: Sacto Monkey talks about his worst job at a pizza place and Moxie Fox gets some personal advice about dealing with an Ex.

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Everything is melting around Matt and Paul as Las Vegas hits triple digit temperatures.  Paul and Matt take on Nascar and other local driving challenges.  Matt is a real jerk twice in two weeks and is lucky to be alive.  Paul's only fight in life ends in a way that makes him the nerd we all now know and love.  Matt breaks down the 3 games anyone should play to get through a baseball game they don't care about.  Plus, what panel is missing from every Batman comic? Scoop Mail: Greg breaks down Ice Cream Social's early hits and Stephen needs 5 pieces of advice from two tubby lumberjacks.  Jock Vs. Nerd: Dodger Catcher's really funny injury Vs. A famous toy mogul kicks the bucket.

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"A huge dripping wet scoop" is how Graham Fenton describes himself.  A quick recap of of The Ice Cream Social logo saga kicks off the interview.  We play a sample of A Million Pieces' hit single "Take It Or Leave It" and get into the histroy of the band, Graham's song writing method's, and how Graham was discovered singing in a Los Angeles pizza place. Fenton also addresses growing in southern New Jersey and how he was raised without religon. Also, Paul also busts out his best inner Springsteen.  Jock Vs Nerd: Google's purchase of a video game channel Vs Lebron James, still a huge A-hole.

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Were Henry Ford and Walt Disney antisemitic? What would happen if the walked in to a bar? Matt talks a little bit about his time as a house keeper in the virgin island and being divorcee man bait. Paul and Matt still buy CDs like knuckle dragging cavemen.  Also: the history of Nintendo, meaning of its name, and which host looks more like Fred Flintstone?  Matt's car breaks down in the middle of the desert and he may or may not be able to get help.  Scoop Mail: Matt and Paul get their first offer for a personal podcast and it includes bronies, gladiators, and old fries. The boys are challenged to a few tough either/or questions that involve meat and beards. Plus, Matt has a scoop take over his fantasy baseball team. Jock Vs. Nerd: Can you remember what an XMT athlete is? Vs. Paul discusses his man crush of John Carmack yet again.

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President of Voodoo Puppy Games, Seth Chaffee talks about Paul's favorite figure in Virtual Reality, John Carmack. Also, discussed: How is current independent game development similar to show business and even more importantly, when we will have virtual porn? Matt hates another stupid Facebook meme.  Paul and Matt debate which virtual game they'd rather see first: Jay-Z Surprise Rap Attack or The Penis Cake Bakery. Seth reveals his virtual reality demo where you get to fly you to the greatest place in the world. Scoop Mail: Did we really piss off our last guest, Benedikt? What is Derby Cake? Jock Vs. Nerd: Former Giant player's drunken taser battle with cops Vs. Paul's problem with latest Marvel movie casting.

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Paul and Matt dissect all the levels of bigotry surrounding the St Louis Rams 7th round draft pick, the openly gay Michael Sam and the kiss that kicked the hornets nest of ignorant dipshits. Plus, Paul may or may not have a mom jeans fetish.  Matt sees Mike Birbiglia perform for the first time in ten years and is blown away.  Ingrid Michaelson rocks House of Blues, but surprisingly cracks everyone up too.  Matt looks back on his first crappy waiter job.  Matt and Paul launch a new improv show in Las Vegas. Scoop Mail: How did Matt and Paul meet? Did someone come up for a better listener name than scoop? The exposing of the original top secret Pie Day Friday. Jock Vs. Nerd: The death of geek culture titan Vs. Seriously, should we allow gay guys to kiss each other?

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Robot Chicken writer and YouTube "Millionaire", Rachel Bloom chats with Matt and Paul and her latest live shows and upcoming TV projects. Plus, the trio reflects on their midnight run the Las Vegas strip club, Sapphire for steak and eggs. Rachel talks about her start in New York and the inspiration for her first internet hit "Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury". Plus, the importance of Sci-Fi in sketch comedy, Robot Chicken job interview, the real reason we blink every 30 seconds, and Paul's role in Star Trek weddings.  Rachel reveals her path from being brought up Jewish to Atheism. Jock Vs. Nerd: Bad Boys documentary Vs. How Heisenberg helps Star Trek.  

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From Cirque Du Soliel's "O" and creator of the 12:30 Clown Show, Benedikt Negro sits down to talk about his small town German Roots, American's obsession with Nazi's, and his awkward moment working with James Cameron.  Matt and Paul debate what applying for mime school might be like. Benedikt breaks down Marcel Marceau and whether he feels the need to defend Cirque or being a mime. (No, Yes) Jock Vs. Nerd: Time Traveling Doctor will be back Vs. War Hero Defensive Lineman. Special Nerd Double Down! Jock Nerd Merger news- You'll need vitamins, prayers and training to understand it.

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Who's up for a backdoor dirty derby cake party!? Paul reflects on his crazy Christmas Eve hiring at the job of his life. Piggy backing holidays: May-the-4th-Be-With-You sits on Cinco De Mayo's shoulders. Paul and Matt debate the merits of being a Parrot Head and starting a "Nice Tits" podcast. Plus, we premiere our first installment of Scoop Mail! Can we get it to Two-Peat? Jock Vs. Nerd: 6 Million Dollar Horseshit Vs Episode 7's Shit Title.

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Vegas Improviser/Sex Shop Manager Kim Faubel talks about Juggalo Miracles and life slinging sex toys

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Paul educates and defends Juggalo culture to Matt.  Paul nicknames our listeners. Matt owes someone a sincere handy. Why is Sarah Palin closer to William Shatner than Fred Phelps and why don't Matt and Paul want to make fun religious accidental deaths? Answer-Miracles! Jock Vs. Nerd: Rich racist skirt chasing Donald Sterling VS Atari dumpster chasing treasure trash, ET. Do want dating advice from two tubby lumberjacks who married up? Email us right from our new homepage at MattandMattingly.com

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Dr. Cease and Prof. Desist teach Matt and Paul a very valuable lesson about allegedly photo-shopping your heads on what may or may not be cows. Plus, Paul's 2 rules for surviving the apocalypse- not how to, but whether to! Matt and bacon are one and the same. Paul defends his love of John Mayer.  The infamous mailing of Cecil and Nathan Fartz and Hot girls’ one test to determine their true hotness.   On a serious note: Matt addresses an atheist/agnostic friend's grieving for the loss of his partner and an amazing thought he shared about handling his ordeal. 
   Jock Vs. Nerd: 25th Anniversary of a game console vs 113th Anniversary of this pitcher's first win.  

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Gay man with straight son, Steven Roberts stops by to plug World Series of Comedy, get his balls busted for his complicated twitter handle, and talks about the strange arrangement that made him a gay dad.  Paul and Matt discuss solutions for performing on cruise ships, the difficulties of stand up vs improv, and Niche's Publishing. Jock Vs. Nerd: Biblical Defensive Player of the Year Vs. MST3000 Return

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Stephen Colbert challenges as new host of Late Show as told by Eric Jeffers who rejoins Mattingly and Matt in studio.  Just how much crack is smoked by "celebrity impersonators" in Las Vegas. Paul talks some blood moon bullshit.  Paul and Matt nearly murder each other talking Springsteen Vs Guided by Voices. Jock Vs Nerd: Black baseball player numbers and the false return of Firefly.

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Matt got hired for a very strange prank and you can too! Paul discusses spoiler alerts fro Games of Thrones and does not discuss Game of Thrones and doesn't need spoiler alert. Matt And Paul discuss preferred gender of offspring.  NAME DROPS: Matt saw Wayne Brady's improv show at the Mirage and met him backstage. Paul looks back at performing with Jason Sudeikis. Jock Vs Nerd: Pro Football player spent "4 years a slave"? Vs. He Man Movie! EDITOR NOTE: This show closes with a news item that was an April's fool's that fooled both Paul and Matt.  Unfortunately, Ban Affleck is still Batman.

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Paul and Matt lay into Eric Jeffers for being the dirty Cirque Clown he is.  "MimeSpace" is a gold mine for mime social networking! How is Nathan Fillion responsible for Matt being stuck in show business? Paul drops out of college in Kentucky. Jock Vs. Nerd: Tiger Woods splintering hopes of catching Jack Nicklaus Vs. The possibility of a Battle Star Galactica Movie. 

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Matt & Paul gets 5 star reviews on iTunes and they didn't write them! The boys discuss torturing their childhood toys.  Does American Pie hold up, do people fuck pies and what pie would people fuck if they did. Paul rewrites showgirl show Jubilee. Maya Angelou can save Mel Gibson.  Jock Vs Nerd: NFL Cheerleaders Financial Planning Vs. Undertakers Undertaking at Wrestlemania.

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Live from an empty theater, where anything can be used as a weapon, Matt and Paul take on America's Got Talent season 7 quarter finalist Eric Dittleman. They discuss his background as a magician/mentalist, his transition into improv and a little bit of Pee Wee Herman. Get a behind the scenes look around AGT and Eric's dating history. JOCK VS NERD: NBA tanking vs. 80's video game symbols.

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In this episode the guys discuss all things prostitution, from Amsterdam to legal and illegal prostitution in Nevada, and a missing watch.  Paul has a surprisingly emotional attachment to an animatronic band, and Matt is "almost" as cool as LARPers.  JOCK VS NERD: What sports story leads to the call to #CancelColbert vs. old school pinball and video games.  ICS HISTORY: Jacob the Audio Guy's 1st episode.

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In this weeks episode Matt explains a slang term from his group of college buddies, an Italian Air Show.  Paul discusses the differences between the Veronica Mars movie and Indian Jones the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and modifying his cars.  Also Atheist bingo and how the two hosts interact with police while being pulled over.  APPEARANCES BY:  Officer John Bunnell/ Cypress Hill/ Paul Lynde JOCK VS NERD: NY Jets free agent signing vs an 80's cartoon live action movie.

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Fresh off performing the Neutrino Video Project, Matt and Paul discuss their childhood movies: Paul's Roman, steam punk, time travel, apocalyptic epic and Matt's escape mental patient horror story(s). They also explore the plot of Gymkata, the death of a snake charmer, and Paul's love of Katy Perry's "themes." They also discuss who has bigger balls: a woman filming herself driving in Saudi Arabia or a rescued man suing 1st responders. APPEARANCES BY: Native American ice cream mafioso JOCK VS NERD: Star Trek beverages vs. NBA owner political ramifications

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Second City performer Cody Dove joins Matt and Paul for this episode of Ice Cream Social. They discuss joke telling and childhood reading habits, sample Cody's vast array of amazing impressions and highlight the clear differences between American and South American rodeos. Paul recommends "Garfield Minus Garfield" and they debut a new segment. JOCK VS NERD: the new Star Wars timeline vs. the NCAA Basketball Tournament

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Meet Paul Mattingly. Penn's Sunday School Co-host Matt Donnelly interviews his comedy partner Paul on this, the debut episode of Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social. Paul discusses what it's like to grow up in Lebanon, Kentucky as the son of a former Catholic priest and a nun, his childhood friend D.L. and a Rocky & Bullwinkle RPG. Paul's origin story covered, they discuss Strom Thurman potentially working at UPS, a youtube campaign called "Don't Kill Eli" and try to answer two equally important questions: "Are electronic devices harming our children?" and "Where is Napoleon's penis, anyway?"

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